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Britney Spears, rehab is supposed to help you, silly!
First she marries a joke, then she becomes a joke (or was she always?), and now she shaves her head. I guess that's all you can do when you have absolutely zero musical talent and plenty of dirty locks to shave off and sell on ebay for 1.27 million dollars! At least, that's what it's estimated at so far. Currently this strand is a paltry $999.
Later on, after shedding her skin, I mean hairs, she stopped off to get a tattoo of some red lips on her right wrist and a possible "hidden" piercing to commemorate just how classy a woman she is. Man, what a shocker.
I promise to call each and every one of you when I see her on the next installment of COPS. Good day!
First she marries a joke, then she becomes a joke (or was she always?), and now she shaves her head. I guess that's all you can do when you have absolutely zero musical talent and plenty of dirty locks to shave off and sell on ebay for 1.27 million dollars! At least, that's what it's estimated at so far. Currently this strand is a paltry $999.
Later on, after shedding her skin, I mean hairs, she stopped off to get a tattoo of some red lips on her right wrist and a possible "hidden" piercing to commemorate just how classy a woman she is. Man, what a shocker.
I promise to call each and every one of you when I see her on the next installment of COPS. Good day!